- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Albino African Americans

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A bar walks into a man

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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