- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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