- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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