What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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