When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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