- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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