Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Sarah Palin.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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