Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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This isn't funny.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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