- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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