- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I'm homeless.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

My spelling is horrible

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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