roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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My jeans

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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