Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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