Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

someone called someone else a frog

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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