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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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