- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's the new green? Green

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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