- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

rocky is here again.......................

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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