A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Gus's mom

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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He--Hey guys

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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penis. nuff said.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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