- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A boy with red hair is happy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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