Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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