Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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