A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What page are you on The gay page.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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