A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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