- Anti Joke

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.