Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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