- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Im taking a shit right now.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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