- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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