patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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