- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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