- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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