Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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