- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats hairy and crys your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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