Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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