- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Japan

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

haha Otarts was here

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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