- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

school homewrok

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

GOODBYE

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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