- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

why does the man appear fat he is

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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