Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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