- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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