- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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