- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How old is victor? Half past dead

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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