- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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