- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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