A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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