What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Nickelback

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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