Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Yellow People !!

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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