What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

FUCK YOU

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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