Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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