One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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