- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Gustavo Andrade

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Lil Wayne

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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