- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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