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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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