- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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