What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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womens rights

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Weaner

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Jimmy Saville

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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bite me

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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