The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

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