Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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