Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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