A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Peas

Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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