- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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