My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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