- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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