What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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