What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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minorities.....

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Knock Knock Come in.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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