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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

minorities.....

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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