- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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