- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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