2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

antonio has a penis head.lol

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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