Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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