- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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