- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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