I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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