Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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