- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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