Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A bar walks into a man

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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