- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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