A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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bite me

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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