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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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