Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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