Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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