- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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