- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

My spelling is horrible

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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