- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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