If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why? Because.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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ur gey

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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