What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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