- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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