What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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