What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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