Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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