- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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