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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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