- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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