Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Your big dick.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Andoni was here

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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