- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

robin, get in the car.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do black people eat? Food.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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