- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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