- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Blacks

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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