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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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