- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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