- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

bite me

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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