- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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