- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Women's rights

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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