- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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