- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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