What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock come in

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Obama lin Baden.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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