What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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