- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

civil rights

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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