- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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