Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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