Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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