A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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