yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Weaner

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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