Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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