- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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