- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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