The black man leaves the strip club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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