Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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