A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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