- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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