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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

like most people my age. im 27

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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