A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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