Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A man died.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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