What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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