Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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womens rights.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Anti Joke

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