- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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