A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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