Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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