- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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