Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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