- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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