Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Black people in Camden NJ.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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