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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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