- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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