- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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