Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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i saw amango it splootered

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No it doesnt..

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

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