A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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