What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Knock Knock? Come in.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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