Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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