- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

The New York Giants

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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