Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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69.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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