- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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