I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

if you are reading this your wasting your time

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My Nan, that is all.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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