- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Women's Rights

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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