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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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An anti-joke

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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