- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

no really what are ur names?

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