Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man did not like this site

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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