how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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