Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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