- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Yes

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

God is real.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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