- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

like if your cool

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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