- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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