pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Andoni was here

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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