- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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