knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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