why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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