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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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