- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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