why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Women's rights

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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I have a horse.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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