- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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