A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A American seeking into mexico

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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