- Anti Joke

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .