What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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