What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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