- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

So these two girls have a cup .

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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