- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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