- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why? Because.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

like if your cool

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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