What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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