- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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