- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Jordan is pregant

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

4 hours later.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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