So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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