What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Golf.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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. . I am a whale

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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can you pass the soap?

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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