Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A guy walks into a bar

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An Asian with a big dick.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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