- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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