Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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