How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Anti Joke

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