How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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sky silverstein

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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woman's rights

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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