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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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