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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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