what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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time to spruce up!

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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