- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

your face

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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