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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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