- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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