Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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