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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

can you pass the soap?

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