- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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