why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Your big dick.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Death by kayak

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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