What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Yellow People !!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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