why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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