What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

An Asian with a big dick.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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