- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

like if your cool

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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