Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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My jeans

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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69

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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