- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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