Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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