- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Yes

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Jimmy Saville

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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