What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Anti Joke

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