- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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