Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

antonio has a penis head.lol

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

where's mom I killed her

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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