- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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