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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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