What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

roses are red poo is poo

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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