A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Golf.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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