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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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