- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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