- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

civil rights

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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