why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You are joking right?

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

David Cameron

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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