A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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