Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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