- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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