How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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