Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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