- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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