Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Peas

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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