George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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