- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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