Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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