Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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