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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Death by kayak

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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