- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Justin Bieber

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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