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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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