- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A house comes around the corner.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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