Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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