A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Cliterus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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