- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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