how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

12/23/2012

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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