- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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