In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Your big dick.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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