roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Nobody cares maddie!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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