- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your big dick.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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