- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

time to spruce up!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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