- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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