- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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