how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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