- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

White men's rights

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