You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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