So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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