What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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