Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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