- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

i saw amango it splootered

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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