What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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