- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

no really what are ur names?

A baby seal walks into a club.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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