Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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