- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I have a really funny joke.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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