- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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