- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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