- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Women's Rights

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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