Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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