What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Sarah Palin.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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