- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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