What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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No soup for you!

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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