yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Penis

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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