- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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