How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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