Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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hola said the chinese man

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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