- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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