- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

i'm hard

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Ross.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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