What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

The cream, it is coming

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Women's rights.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why so serious ?

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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