What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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