What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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