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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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