jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

bite me

Jesus Christ

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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