Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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