- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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