- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Refridgerator.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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