1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

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