A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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