- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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