- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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