Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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