- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.