- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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