what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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