- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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