- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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