- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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