- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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