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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

caoimhin is a dorty carrot