- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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