- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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