- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Whats green? The color green.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A hill billy went fishing

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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