One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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