- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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