Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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