Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your big dick.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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