- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

knock knock who's there ?

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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