- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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