Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Women's Rights

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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