- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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