- Anti Joke

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot