- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red poo is poo

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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