A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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