- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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