Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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