- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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