My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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