- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

batman farted so hes retarded

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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