- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Jovan

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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