- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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