A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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black people swimming

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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I asked her where you were.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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