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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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