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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

a black man pays his child support

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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