Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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My spelling is horrible

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I'm homeless.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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