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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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