When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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