- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why was kade sad? he shit himself

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You are joking right?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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