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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A pope meets another one

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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