What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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