you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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