What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Ross.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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