What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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