hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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