Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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