What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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