- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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