- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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