- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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