- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Yellow People !!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Jesus Christ

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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