Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Small Penis.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What comes after 69? 70

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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