What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

i like turtles

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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