- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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