- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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