What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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