- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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