Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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