what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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