- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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