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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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