What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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