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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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