- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Potassium? K.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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