- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Dwarf Shortage

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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