- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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