What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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