What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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