(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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