- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

He--Hey guys

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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