- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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