- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What page are you on The gay page.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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