What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Cripples are lame.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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