- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

The child was fired from his job.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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