What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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