- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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