- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I am a mime

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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