Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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