What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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