- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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