Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

H o m o comes out as homo

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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