- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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