- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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