A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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