- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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