Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How many light bulbs? 1

i like it in the mouth

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what's funny about war? nothing!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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