What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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