- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.