- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

whats gay and american? a gay american

Abortion

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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