- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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