- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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