What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Hello

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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