- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Urban ghettos

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A drunk guy walks into a car

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.