What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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