Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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