Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Lololol

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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