A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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