what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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a black man pays his child support

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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