- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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