How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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