- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Yellow People !!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Go away still nothing to see

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Reed read? A. Read?

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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