Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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