- Anti Joke

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.