Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A gay man watches football.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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