What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Raveena Thandhan

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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