What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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