- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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