- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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