- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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