what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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#Getweird

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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