- Anti Joke

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Golf.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Golf.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.