- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Potassium? K.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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