- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Grace Ackerson

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

David Cameron

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