Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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