- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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