A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Potassium? K.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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sky silverstein

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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