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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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